i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
A matte black audi r8 is all I need in life right now tbh
need to get me some birthday sex