today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
There are things about ANU that sometimes I love and sometimes I hate like you can walk past random groups of people and so often they’re just having really intelligent conversations and sometimes I’m like “yessss it’s so good to hear intelligent people ugh it’s so much nicer than the shit you’d hear at Moruya high ahhh I’m amongst people that have crazy potential futures” and then other days I’m like “get fucked you stupid nerds can’t you just be normal you pretentious wankers I hate this place” idk man
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
BONES THOUGH like the three main female characters are all actually so incredibly inspirational and amazing and they’re all of different fucking race and body type and personality and they give representations of real women that are intelligent and strong and independent and stand for feminism and FUCK I JUST LOVE THIS SHOW
Yes and they’re all intelligent in their own unique ways and stand for different, positive values!! This post makes me so excited to be a Bones fan you go show!!!
And to add to the representation Angela is bisexual and isn’t fetishized and is only the butt of the joke when she makes the joke herself. This is why I love this show
in my 8th grade english class, we had to make mother’s day cards, and i didn’t feel like making one, so i was like “my mom died six months before i was born” and started crying, and she believed me and i didn’t have to do it
i mean you’d think a teacher would know someone can’t give birth 6 months after dying
Okay lets do this! NSFW asks that I’ve done before but eh
Cheers anon x